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dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

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msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

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princezacharius:

Playing Five Nights at Freddy’s like

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literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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mumblytron:

i don’t know why i reblog half the shit i do it just kind of happens like “wow how did that end up on my blog”

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uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

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savurott:

whoever’s the owner of the white sedan
you left your lights on

savurott:

whoever’s the owner of the white sedan

you left your lights on

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