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gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

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somniumeversor:

acrickettofillthesilence:

girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea
Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you
Some of them want to be infused by you

Some of them want to brew you
Some of them want to be in brews.

*CRASH* (spills tea on lap) AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaarrrrghAaaaaaoooAaaAAAAA!!!!!

somniumeversor:

acrickettofillthesilence:

girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea

Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you

Some of them want to be infused by you

Some of them want to brew you

Some of them want to be in brews.

*CRASH* (spills tea on lap) AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaarrrrghAaaaaaoooAaaAAAAA!!!!!

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missmesmer:

korvi-krow:

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

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mumblytron:

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

excuse you but clearly you’ve never been to colorado

mumblytron:

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

excuse you but clearly you’ve never been to colorado

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saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

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